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Chris Brown Gotta Left Hook

Written by Turd Ferguson on February 9th, 2009

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So Chris Brown and Rihanna didnt make it to the Grammy’s last night. Rumor has it that Chris Brown introduced Rihanna to his left hook. He then like the soft chump I always thought he was, turned himself into the police. Yes he’s a chump. Sean Connery would agree.

More after the video

I could tell you right now why he sucka punched her. She must have been like: Does my ass look big in this dress? Do I look fat? Are you cheating on me with that sexy dancer? Im to famous to give head. And WHAMO! Left hook to the jaw.

Speaking of Rihanna not giving head, be on the look out for my list of celebs that dont give head.

“This bitch better get off me or its a upper cut to the throat.”
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