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A-Fraud Positive In 2003

Written by Turd Ferguson on February 7th, 2009

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And I thought my weekend was off to a bad start. I’ve gotten over 40 calls from Yankee-haters (mostly Mets and Cubs fans, because they’re teams suck so they need an outlet) who are ready to talk shit to me because A-Rod tested positive for roids back in ’03. Bottom line, I really dont care. Gay-Rod could test positive for heroin for all I care. As long as he keeps putting up bigger numbers than the entire Cubs infield and Mets outfield, no real Yankee fan isnt gonna care. Why? Because the only thing that matters to us is whether or not he’s gonna hit in October. Turns out theres another 103 names that tested positive back in ’03 when Alex was with the Rangers. I wonder… McGwire, Bonds, and now A-Rod. Is Sammy Sosa next? Oh thats right, according to my co-worker Sammy was and is clean. The same Sammy Chocha that had a corked bat. The same Sammy that forgot how to speak English on Capital Hill. The same guy who is the only player in baseball history to hit 60 or more home runs three times. Something not even Barry Bods did. Find me the cleanest player in baseball, and Im 100% sure he’s tried steroids.

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