Place your bets folks. Here are a couple of things you could put your money on and are guaranteed to win:

1. The Cubs will not win the World Series.
2. The Phillies will not repeat.
3. The Rays and the National League Central will suck.
4. Im gay for Derek Jeter.

Here are the odds to win the 2009 World Series:

Boston Red Sox 3/1
Chicago Cubs 5/1
L.A. Angels 5/1
Philadelphia Phillies 6/1
New York Yankees 6/1

Tampa Bay Rays 10/1
Chicago White Sox 10/1
New York Mets 12/1
Milwaukee Brewers 15/1
Minnesota Twins 15/1

L.A. Dodgers 15/1
Toronto Blue Jays 20/1
Detroit Tigers 25/1
Florida Marlins 30/1
Houston Astros 30/1

St. Louis Cardinals 30/1
Cleveland Indians 30/1
Atlanta Braves 30/1
Arizona Diamondbacks 40/1
Colorado Rockies 40/1

Texas Rangers 50/1
Cincinnati Reds 50/1
Oakland Athletics 50/1
San Francisco Giants 80/1
Kansas City Royals 100/1

Baltimore Orioles 100/1
Seattle Mariners 100/1
San Diego Padres 100/1
Pittsburgh Pirates 200/1
Washington Nationals 300/1