Place your bets folks. Here are a couple of things you could put your money on and are guaranteed to win:

The Cubs will not win the World Series.
The Phillies will not repeat.
The Rays and the National League Central will suck.
Im gay for Derek Jeter.

Here are the odds to win the 2009 World Series:
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Men… I dont care what line of business you’re in. Never, ever, ever, ever wear some shit like this and then have the urge to want to take a picuture. NEVER!

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You just know he raped her.

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This is a good shot of flight 1549 splash landing into the Hudson River with the audio from the cockpit.

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