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I Want To Bang These Chicks!

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

The next time I bang two chicks at once, I want it to be these two bimbos.

Photobucket

Other chicks I want to bang:

  • Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit
  • This chick
  • Alessandra Ambrosio
  • Maria Menounos
  • Cheryl Tweedy
  • Marisa Miller

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Tags: alessandra ambrosio, cheryl tweedy, hot chick, i want to bang, jessica miss rabbit, maria menounos, marisa miller, sexy

Steven Colbert Goes “Bale”

Thursday, February 5th, 2009


The Colbert ReportMon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Stephen Verbally Thrashes Steve Martin

Colbert Report Full Episodes
Paul McCartney Appearance
Funny Political Videos
More Funny Videos

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Tags: christian bale, colbert report, funny, humor, steven colbert, steven martin, video, viral

New Zac Efron Movie: I Bet It Sucks

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

So Zac Efron has a new movie coming out called Who Gives A Shit. But I wanted to ask you if Im the only one who thinks he might be a… how do I put this lightly? A fag. Look at the way he was googly eyed for David Beckham. He looks like someone who might have dated Clay Aiken.

If you ever see me wearing jeans this tight, bust a cap in my ass.Photobucket

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Tags: 17 again, Clay Aiken, david beckham, gay, movie, movie poster, poster, zac efron

Lawrence Taylor: Dancing W/ The Stars

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

I know that the greatest linebacker of all time is not going to be Dancing with the Stars. The origianal LT is a real man. This is a guy who broke a quarterbacks leg

A guy who ran around the field hopped up on coke. A guy who is a 2 time Super Bowl champ. Not a guy who is gonna be seen dancing on national TV. Clearly the guy who will be dancing is a impersonator. Not this guy.

lt

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Tags: dancing with the stars, football, lawrence taylor, new york giants, reality show, reality tv, sports, video, viral

Clay Aiken to be a Judge?

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Clay Aiken is going to be a judge on a reality show, but not American Idol because thats not gay enough. The show he’s going to judge is America’s Next Top Model. Lets remember that Clay Aiken is in fact a raging fabulous homo, which is why he is judging America’s Next Top Model. But it could have been worst, I hear theres a reality show about hair dressers.

Nice hair style Clay.
aiken and tyra

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Tags: american idol, americans next top model, antm, Clay Aiken, gay, homo, reality, show, tv, tyra banks

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