Who’s the dude with Lindsay Lohan? That clearly isnt Sam Ronson… or is it? Either way, Lindsay cant be to happy that her lover is walking around in public looking like that. He/she looks like a 14 year old.
OK it is Sam Ronson. But whats Lindsay doing with her? Im twice the man Sam Ronson is. Look at her/him, she got twigs for legs… no tits… she cant dress like a dude for shit. I bet her tongue is like a jack hammer! And what the fuck is a “Celebrity DJ”?
I figured that since I Want To Bang This Chick part 1 was such a success I decided to do part 2. Again, I dont know her name but I want to find out because this chick has the kinda phatty that makes me wanna have hand sex!
So I bought Madden 09. This is actually the first Madden game I’ve ever bought because I was never really into video games. But I just found out why people are hooked on Madden and that Im the fucking greatest Madden player of all time. I set up the game for “All Madden” which is the supposed to be the hardest level and basically creamed it. I made it all the way to the Super Bowl with the G-MEN! And I ended up playing against the Patriots. Check out the score below and you tell me if you think you could beat me. Bring it bitches!
Greatest of all Time!
