January, 2009

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My Fantasy: Miller & Ebanks

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

I havent had a wet dream since last Monday so its about time for me to have another one. Hopefully it’ll feature these two frolicking around my “head”. The only thing missing is Alessandra Ambrosio.

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Tags: alessandra ambrosio, beach, bikini, hot chick, marisa miller, model, picture, selita ebanks, sexy, wet dream

DAMN! I Just Jizzed My Draws

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

God damn you Megan Fox and your sexy ways! I cant bahleev that a simple picture of you licking your lips made the great Turd Ferguson jizz his draws.

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Obama Freezes Pay: Whitey Upset

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

On his first day on the job, President Barack Obama freezes the pay of the White House staff for anyone making more than $100g’s. And in the process pissed off alot of White people. Because lets face it, aint no minority in that White House (AKA Obama’s Crib) getting paid more than minimum wage.

“Families are tightening their belts and so should Washington” the President said in a meeting with his Obama’s Crib staff.

With him freezing the pay and from what I understand he has already taken steps towards closing Gitmo; he’s done more on his first day than I have at my job for the past 3 weeks! OBAMA’S DA MAN SON!

He’s playing the roll of Alec Baldwin in Glengary Glen Ross
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Tags: alec baldwin, barack obama, first day, freezed pay, gitmo, glengary glen ross, politics, president, video, viral