Um… we found our first candidate for Asshole of the Year 2009. Its a doucher (<~ gotta give Reggie Bush credit for putting me up on “doucher”) from Detroit who has 2 of the worst tattoo’s in the history of ink.
He’s a bigger loser than the Lions!
January, 2009
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I Want To Bang Marisa Miller
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009Im going to be quite honest with you. If Marisa Miller gave me the time of day, I’ll be finished before she notices that I inserted myself. I’ll forever be known as “Quarter Pump“, cause thats all she’ll get is a quarter of a pump and they’ll be major baby batter spillage.
Enjoy.
PacMan & Cowboys Part Ways
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009It was only a matter of time before the Cowboys let go of Pacman Jones. Im far from a Cowboys fan and I could tell you why:
- He fought with his bodyguard.
- He sucked. This should actually be #1.
- Zero punt returns for touchdowns, hence reason #2.
So where does Pacman go from here? Back to his old ways, getting locked up for shit that doesnt make any sense that a professional athlete did or does.
Loser!
Che Movie Trailer
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009Im not sure when this movie is coming out, but I hope its soon. Che stars Benicio Del Torro
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKzLKj6B0k&hl=en&fs=1]
I Want To Bang Barbara Bermudo
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009Im Puerto Rican but I dont watch the Spanish channels unless Bárbara Bermudo is on the TV. Every time I see this chick I wonder why isnt she laying on my bed waiting for me to bang her hard? Or why isnt her face in my crotch giving me a blowy? And so on…
