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Best Job in the World: Sign Me UP

Written by Turd Ferguson on January 14th, 2009

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You all heard about that “Best Job in the World” where you are a caretaker for the Hamilton Island of the Great Barrier Reef in Australia who will blog to the world about what is going on over there so tourism can go up. Well sign my ass up because I fit all of the requirements!

It doesnt matter what they ask me to do for $100,000 for 6 months, I can do it!  In my video application I was going to point out a couple of things:

  1. I have the beach body of a God so I would fit right in on the beach.
  2. Im a Puerto Rican living in Chicago, I dont belong here.  I belong on the beach.
  3. Im going to turn tourism around by sending personal invitations to Jessica Alba, this chick, Megan Fox, Marisa Miller, and Kim Kardashian.

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Posted in celebrity, entertainment, funny, hot chick, humor, job listing, megan fox, news |
Tags: australia, beach, beach body, beach caretaker, best job in the world, blog, chicago, great barrier reef, jessica alba, job opening, kim kardashian, marisa miller, megan fox

3 Comments so far ↓

  1. possum1027 says:
    January 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    This is the best job in the world. Unfortunately, you will be battling me, and thousands of others for it!

  2. Otto Mann says:
    January 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    You said you wanted to link up . . . I dont know what you mean!! :-(

  3. thebestjobintheworldaustralia says:
    January 15, 2009 at 3:59 am

    Ok let face it, you and me not going to
    get that job offer by http://www.islandreefjob.com and $150,000 cash price

    So I decided to move to Great Barrier Reef permanently by
    raising my own money and with your help and donation

    You can find out more about me at http://thebestjobintheworldaustralia.wordpress.com/

    Your help we can make it happen
    Jess

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