You all heard about that “Best Job in the World” where you are a caretaker for the Hamilton Island of the Great Barrier Reef in Australia who will blog to the world about what is going on over there so tourism can go up. Well sign my ass up because I fit all of the requirements!
It doesnt matter what they ask me to do for $100,000 for 6 months, I can do it! In my video application I was going to point out a couple of things:
- I have the beach body of a God so I would fit right in on the beach.
- Im a Puerto Rican living in Chicago, I dont belong here. I belong on the beach.
- Im going to turn tourism around by sending personal invitations to Jessica Alba, this chick, Megan Fox, Marisa Miller, and Kim Kardashian.