I was talking with Reggie Bush yesterday and we have come to the agreement that I will no longer bang any “commoners”, only famous chicks from here on out. Bitch needs to have at least 100-thousand myspace friends. She needs to be the lead in a movie, not an extra. Famous. Kim Kardashian most Googled celebrity famous. No more commoners. No more chick working at Sun Glasses Hut at the mall, regardless how hot she is. No more sisters of famous chicks. Im gonna start banging porn stars too. If their occupation includes the word “star”, then they’re getting banged too. The lowest I’ll go is B-List. The Vida Guerra and Jenn Sterger B-List types.

Starting with this Maria Menounos!

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