Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh… eight thou.

Mr. Jessica Alba Is A Pussy

Written by Turd Ferguson on January 2nd, 2009

Mr. Jessica Alba AKA Cash Warren is a pussy. And after watching the video below Im convinced that he’s not tappin Jessica the right way.

More after the video

“Give me your card.” is all you got, fag. I wouldnt have given you my card either after hearing your squeeky voice. In fact, at that point I would have punched you in the throat, walked over to the SUV and either asked Jessica if she wanted some real cock for New Years or just driven off with her. Im 100% sure she wouldnt have objected. You could see in the video that Jessica Alba was embarresed that her “man” 1) was wearing that Greeneye (gay) scarf and 2) just got shoved by a paparazzi and he didnt do anything about it but leave and proceed to talk shit from inside of the car… with the doors locked.

You’re soft dude. Be prepared cause any guy celebrity or regular, who has a thing for your wifey is gonna punk you right in front of her after seeing that video.

One for the spankbank