Star Magazine is reporting that Harvard-Westlake High School has a coaching controversy. Freshman football coach Ashton Kutcher sucks as a coach. The players, did I mention they are freshman? Want him out.

“They think he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and can’t stand his tough-guy attitude.”

They even even call him Ashton Doucher. Which is great considering those kids are what? Fourteen? Fifteen tops. Let me ask you, how can a guy who was running around Hollywood pulling cruel practical jokes on celebrities and be best known for playing a dumb hippie be taken serious? What possesed him to think he can coach football? Playing fantasy football with Fez, Bruce Willis and his son Rumer doesnt qualify you as football expert.

And this whole situation is great because it should be a wake up call to douche bags like Ashton. Life isnt all peaches and cream. Be thankful for how your life turned out because you couldnt last 2 years as a high school football coach. You wouldnt last a week at my job.

And stop wearing your hat to the side. You’re an adult.

Douchebag or Eli Manning?

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