So Edgar Garcia aka @egspoony who Im starting to think is related to Lupita in some way because all Mexicans are related, but thats just my opinion; he said that I was a “no body”, a “homo” and that I was “stalking” him. Actually, I am somebody. Im someone who gets roughly 800 page visits a day on a bad day on this little blog that I dedicate a grand total of an hour a day, five days a week to. On a good day I’ll receive somewhere around 1500 unique visitors. Not to bad for 5 hours a week. And I dont stalk people. My mega hot wife keeps me a little to busy for me to go stalking… men. But hey! If thats a fantasy of yours more power to you. Just dont beat off to me. Ok?

You on the other hand my friend, are the “no body” and heres why.

1. I dont use Twitter to make friends. I can make friends the old fashion way. Only people who have absolutly no life, parents couldnt wait for them to get out of the house, and most likely virgins go to “Tweet-Ups“. Oh and by the way, jerking off doesnt mean you lost your virginity.
2. Im not the one whos life revolves around Twitter by tweeting every 3 seconds. No one cares that you’re about to stuff your face… AGAIN. (You should chilax with all the eating, you’re starting to put on a few pounds)
3. No one cares that you ran into some other Twitter loser on the street and got mad because he didnt give you the time of day. Those are things that high school freshman girls do. Not grown men.
4. Finally, if you ask a question on Twitter and I feel like answering, dont get so defensive when I politly tell you that you are not someone a gay or straight person would want to look at. There is a lot of you to look at done get me wrong, but its really not much to look at if you know what I mean.

I didnt want to put you on gay blast like that but you asked for it. If anything you should be thanking me for outing you. Now you can live a normal, happy, gay-ass life. Just make sure you glove up, its dangerous out there.

Again, I’ll give you the opportunity to just end it right here. I could go on forever.

Yeah, thats yet another dude you took a pic with. Case closed.