What you are about to read is an actual text conversation I had with El Tigere:
Me: Wanna hear something funny?
El Tigere: Yezer!
M: Janiqua Jenkins enrolled her self into school.
ET: No way! Too funny! Which grammar school?
M: St Joes home of the Dumb
ET: I bet shes already the teachers pet… because of those hairy legs
M: Her GPA is already at -0.5
ET: I bet she thinks “Gym” is some guy!
M: She’s majoring in Napping
ET: When does she graduate? 2027?
If you dont know who Janiqua Jenkins is, shes the dumbest girl we have ever come across. Shes the same girl that:
- it was OK to pass through the IPass lane without having an IPass
- thought her car was stolen, she just forgot where she parked
- wanted the tape recording number from the phone company
- pee’s with the toilet seat up
- was once on Flavor of Love
- once drifted in a SUV after watching Tokyo Drift
- bought shoes online from Payless
The dumbness just goes on and on. Mind you, Janiqua is attending a college thats smaller than my living room. And classes started 3 weeks ago and she still hasnt been to a single class. Good luck Janiqua, you’re gonna need it.
