As we all saw this past week, Britney Spears was admitted into the loony bin. Well shes here to set the story straight. Take it away Britney.
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Hey ya’ll! I aint crazy ya’ll I just wanted to prove to my lil’ sis that I can always get on those tabloid pages faster than she can. All of that Jamie Lynn pregnant stuff got me sick to my stomach ya’ll. This is Britneys world. Ok, ok, so I went a little over board, but still I need to be on the front page of everything. If anything, you need to put that lil’ whore sister of mine in the loony bin. Shes the one who thinks shes a bigger star than me! Shoot! Throw my mamma in there with her. And Kevin Fingerdick too! I made you Kevin! I still love you Kevin! Gosh I need a White Castle cheese burger! But Kevin is the crazy one. What White guy walks around looking and acting like a Black guy, but yet still wants to take care of his kid and that other kid? You know that second kid aint his? That kids father is actually someone elses ya’ll! Ima freak like that!

But anyway, if you’re reading this, can you come sign me out of this crazy house?
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Good luck Britney. You crazy bitch!

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