Today at about 11:10 in the afternoon we went to have lunch at KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken. When we walked in, the high school drop out at the counter said to us, “Welcome to KFC. Before you order I must tell you that we do not have any chicken. The shipment is expected to arrive at about 1:00.” I was with El Tigere and Hyde. When she said this to us we stopped dead in our tracks and I said, “How the fuck does KFC not have any chicken?” Its KFC’s business to have chicken. Fried chicken. Kentucky Fried Chicken.

After staring at the menu for 4 minutes trying to figure out if we should eat mashed patatoes and cole slaw, two brothers walked in. Not blood related brothers, two “brothers” walked in. And the high school drop out said the samething to them. And boy were they pissed! They ended up robbing the KFC.

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