I live in Chicago, a.k.a. The Windy City. The city is known for having just two seasons, winter and summer. And today is April 11th, 2007, which means its still winter. Today, we are in the middle of a snow storm.

Why in the hell did the White man decide to kick out the native Indians who were here and settle on the lake front? Im sure it wasnt for the view. Turns out that the native Indians must have told the White man, “Give us 50-bucks for Chicago. That should be enough to get us to Florida.”